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Tales from Babylon -book cover

This is the book cover I have designed for my book "Tales from Babylon: Volume 1." I will be self-publishing this collection of short stories soon, it's just now entering proofing stages from others.

The cityscape is stock from another site and everything else is my work.

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Onyx Dragon Productions is an indie production company. We're in Missouri and trying to make a name for ourselves... among just living in general. I'm Nathan Weaver, one of our 5 executive producers who run the thing.

I'm here to upload, look and try to make some connections with artists. I'd love to collaborate as a director and as a writer with some artists looking to do the same. I wish I could say I had tons of money to dish out, but we're just poor folk.

See ya 'round peeps.

Microsoft Office

Tue Jul 14, 2009, 5:34 PM
Here are some excerpts from our next video in the Microsoft Office videos. These are really videos from where I work, the Video Communications Center, but thought you guys might watching some.

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**EXCERPT 1**
INT. G-11, STAFF MEETING. MICROSOFT, our fearless (though confused) leader is speaking to the whole GANG.

MICROSOFT
Well, that concludes the curious matters that I’ll change later without your knowledge to something absurd. On to the next item, we are now going to meet our newest addition to the team. You can come on in now!

ENTER OFFICE 2007 from CONTROL ROOM.

OFFICE 07
Hello, I’m Office 07.

GANG
(adlib greetings)

CAMERA pans and reveals a very dissatisfied looking OFFICE 03.

OFFICE 03-VOICE OVER
As soon as I saw his face, I knew what it meant for me.

CUT to OFFICE 03 in another OFFICE setting by himself.

OFFICE 03
I was gonna be downsized.

CUT to OFFICE 07 by himself.

OFFICE 07
I’m excited to be here, I bring a lot of valuable assets to the team.

OFFICE 03 walks by.

OFFICE 03
You’re just a fad, 07. Just a fad.

OFFICE 07
Real mature, 03, real mature!

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**EXCERPT 2**
CUT to MICROSOFT sitting with the two OFFICES.

MICROSOFT
Hey, 07, could you get me the calendar real quick? We need to put this on the schedule.

OFFICE 03
Hey, come on, I can get the calendar, too, ya know? Why does he get to get the calendar?

MICROSOFT
Well… it’s just that you get hung up. You know, the stomach thing.

CUT to OFFICE 03 grunting. CUT back.

OFFICE 03
I’ll admit sometimes I get hung up, but it doesn’t affect my work.

MICROSOFT
Actually, 03, you get hung up a lot while doing your duties and it takes a long time and, honestly, it’s kind of annoying.

OFFICE 03-VOICE OVER
Yeah, I’m annoying, right.

CUT to OFFICE 03.

OFFICE 03
Yeah, like Microsoft has room to talk.

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**EXCERPT 3**
OFFICE 03 shoves 07 over and they go at it, a little. MICROSOFT enters.

MICROSOFT
Break it up, guys! This is ridiculous, why can’t the two of you just get along?

OFFICE 03/07
(looking at MICROSOFT very irritated) Good question.

AWKWARD PAUSE.

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And that's all you get for now. Hope you like it. As you can tell, we've better defined characters and give an actual storyline. Thanks much.


--Nathan

  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: "I can't go for That" by Hall & Oats
  • Reading: "A Ticket to Tewkesbury" by Neal James

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